Posted by Bruno Sardine

Our friend who has never seen Star Wars reacts to A New Hope

There are people in existence who have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. I have met only one. Last night, my friends and I received the following series of messages from that person.

December 10th 2015…


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7 Steps to Success: Crash a High School Reunion

Long time, no post.

It looks like Hand Banana broke the silence a few months ago…..time for your good pal Bruno Sardine to get back to this whole posting of articles in a blog format.  CHEERS!

happy dance

A few things of note before we get started:

  • We tried the Twitter thing for a while.  It was fun but incredibly stressful for some reason.  Information streaming from all directions.  I have always dabbled in Twitter, but have never become a full blown user.   When I tried, I failed big time.  Anyhow, we are retiring the Twitter account until we find someone worthy of managing it.  I suck at Twitter.  #LOSER
  • Most of our posts seem to be rants about stuff that bothers us.  At first I was troubled by this, but then realized that is essentially why 99% of blogs exist.  It’s fun to make fun of things!  The whole saying of “making fun” is essentially that:  FUN!  Pointing out the shortcoming of others DOES bring joy to our lives!  And furthermore (Susan), the biggest part of learning awesome is knowing what is not awesome.
  • We are terrible people.

Back to the post!  I started writing this a while back during our never-ending winter, so some of the information is a little dated.  #apologies (also, did I mention I suck at Twitter?)

//Clears Throat

Hello friends of awesome.  I must say, it’s nice to be back on a binge of this thing we call life.  The sun is shining and the birds are chirping.  As east coast dwellers, we begin to witness the annual two-week period of people not complaining about the weather.  Life is pretty good.

This weeks episode is a helluva trip and one of our personal favorites.  A few years ago, the movie Wedding Crashers came out.  Wait…SHIT…..that was 9 years ago.  Fucking time, I swear.  All this talk of sequels to Anchorman and Dodgeball is throwing me off.  Anyhow, most people enjoyed Wedding Crashers.  Wedding Crashing quickly became all the rage.  Every bro’d out dude wanted to try it.  I think about 12 actually did.

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Asheville NC Road Trip is taking a road trip to Asheville NC and you are invited. Partake in our study of this beer mecca of the East…… Live Twitter feed all weekend……. Cheers!



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A Music Listener’s Dilemma: iTunes, Pandora or Spotify?

Welcome to the post-apocalyptic world of music.  People do not buy CD’s anymore. Don’t believe me?  Check out this chart!

CD Sales Chart

A random chart I found on the internet; clearly this is fact

Nowadays, people play their music on i-stuff, recon-droid’s and all kinds of other gadgets.  In addition to these technological toys, there are also a ton of websites/apps that offer promises of music grandiose and allure.

With so much to choose from, what the hell am I supposed to use?  What if I choose the wrong one?  What if one starts off a marvel of listening bliss, only to wither away to the equivalent of Gilbert Gottfried reading a dictionary?

Gilbert Gottfried

NOTE: I hold no grudge against Mr. Gottfried. He is actually quite engaging and funny.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Morgan Freeman reading a dictionary is an app we all can enjoy.

Dedicated Research for YOU, the Consumer!

Today we will explore today’s leading music-listening options.  To make things easier to understand, we will compare them to the following social icons:


Boy Bands

boy band

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Mega Man Visionary Artwork

Courtesy of Video Game Ninja, we bring you popular video game characters as seen through the eyes of Mega Man.  Yes, we speak of the same Mega Man for NES that was impossibly hard and likely stole weeks of your childhood.  Cheers!

Our Favorites:

Mega Kombat

megaman bitch

Mega the Hedgehog

Mega the Hedgehog

 Mega Fantasy 7

Mega Fantasy 7

The Full Mega:


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